A Chipmunk Christmas

David Seville:
Theodore... Simon... Al-vin!

Alvin, Simon, Theodore:
Yes, David dear?

David Seville:
I am fully aware that there are only five more days before Christmas, and 370 days until next Christmas!

Alvin:
Ladies and gentlemen, I want you to meet a very special friend of mine. He's come a long way to help us celebrate the best Christmas Eve ever!

Clyde Crashcup:
I have begun with Santi Claus. That's 'Santi' for 'Santi', and 'Claus' for 'Claus'. Santi Claus. A kind man with a beard, and - a hat.

Clyde Crashcup:
There's nothing quite like the exhilaration of discovery. So far, perfect!

David Seville:
[coming up to the boys' room] Maybe I was a little hard on Alvin. I think I'll tell him that I...

Alvin:
[panicky, still in his sleep] Money! I need money!

David Seville:
[heading back downstairs] I give up.

Mrs. Claus:
Well, how did it go, darling?

Santa Claus:
Oh, just fine, sweetheart, just fine. You know, you ought to get out some Christmas and see how the rest of the world lives.

Mrs. Claus:
Oh, I don't know. Making children happy is your job. Perhaps I'm just an old homebody.

[after Alvin sings "The Chipmunk Song" with Simon and Theodore, but out of tune]

David Seville:
Well?

Alvin:
I'll tell you what, Dave, let's take a break.

David Seville:
Take a break?

Alvin:
Gee, thanks, Dave!

[he zips away]

David Seville:
Al-vin!

David Seville:
[just discovering the boys raising money to buy Alvin's new Echo harmonica] What's all this?

Simon:
We're helping Alvin make money.

David Seville:
Al-vin!

Alvin:
My name's not Alvin, it's Santa.

David Seville:
[advancing toward Alvin] All right, Santa, I'd like a word with you and your elves!

Alvin:
I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait in line like everybody else.

David Seville:
Now just a minute...

David Seville:
[reciting his Christmas poem he wrote several years ago] Yes, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas time, a giving, giving, giving time, so let's all give a cheer for...

Alvin, Simon, Theodore:
Money!

David Seville:
[after Alvin plays "Silent Night" on his new echo harmonica at the department store] Alvin, I owe you an apology. That was a wonderful thing you did for Tommy.

Alvin:
That's okay. Where'd she go?

David Seville:
Where did who go? I don't see any...

Alvin:
The nice lady who gave me the harmonica for Christmas. She just disappeared.

Theodore:
Dave, we'd better get going.

Simon:
We don't want to be late for Carnegie Hall.

David Seville:
And we have a surprise for you when we get there, Alvin.

Alvin:
Gee, what a wonderful day!

Simon:
A perfect day for Christmas shopping.

Theodore:
Let's go!

David Seville:
[after Alvin gets his harmonica, which he forgot] You see, Alvin, it's your responsibility to...

Alvin:
Right, Dave. Responsibility. We'll share some responsibility. You go on and get the studio ready, while we go window shopping.

David Seville:
Well, that sounds fair enough. [calling after the boys, skating on their skateboard to the department store] Hey! Don't be late!

Alvin:
[as he, Simon, Theodore, and Dave are on their way to their recording session] Working on Christmas vacation is criminal!

David Seville:
Aw, come on, you guys. It's only a little recording session.

Alvin:
It's work!

David Seville:
Maybe I'll let you play your harmonica, Alvin.

Alvin:
My harmonica!