A Little Bit of Heaven

Marley Corbett:
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?

Julian Goldstein:
No.

Marley Corbett:
Why do you not have a girlfriend?

Marley Corbett:
What I would give to experience, just one more time; to feel that incredible sensation, when he looked at me, and then I felt alive.

Julian Goldstein:
What are you afraid of?

Marley Corbett:
I'm scared this entire night's gonna go by and you'll never wanna kiss me...

Marley Corbett:
This idea that you have to fall in love in order to live happily ever after... is just not true.

Marley Corbett:
I will tell you that you'll never be number one as long as your customer base is 82% male.

Ad Agency Client:
Yes, well, women don't buy condoms.

Marley Corbett:
[scoffs with a big smile] Not yours.

Sarah Walker:
[about to eat pizza] You know what I want for my birthday this year? A metabolism.

Marley Corbett:
Oh my God... wait a minute. Oh my God, I mean... are you God?

God:
Not really, this is just the way you wanted to see me.

Marley Corbett:
Well, I love, I love Whoopi. So that's, that's probably why.

God:
Yeah, me too.

Rob Randolf:
[reading hand-made greeting card] Rose are red, Violets are blue. [opens it] I've got ass cancer, now you know too.

Marley Corbett:
[holding an ice bag on her head] Hi.

Julian Goldstein:
Hi. What happened to you?

Marley Corbett:
A street hit me in the face.

Marley Corbett:
I had some pretty amazing friends, didn't I? And I include my parents in that group, even though my whole life I blamed them for, well, everything. But the truth is, *I* was afraid. I was afraid to trust and forgive. I was scared I wasn't enough. But I was.

Marley Corbett:
[about to undergo a colonoscopy] Wait a minute. Before we go to whatever base this is we're going to, um, shouldn't I know your first name?