Alvin and the Chipmunks: Trick or Treason

Simon:
As a member of your gene pool, I have to believe you're above this.

Alvin:
Well, I'm not.

Simon:
I just hope no one recognizes me.

Simon:
[to Alvin] Why, you lowlife, spineless...

Theodore:
...worm doo-doo!

Simon:
Alvin! You lied to me! We're not recycling.

Alvin:
No, I adjusted the truth to get what I wanted. Adults do it all the time.

Simon:
Don't stoop to *their* level!