Radio Announcer:
That was Part 2 of the death of Mary Queen of Scots; adapted for the radio. And now, Radio Four will explode. [interval music plays until the radio suddenly combusts]
Pepperpot 1:
We'll have to watch the telly then.
Pepperpot 2:
Yes.
Pepperpot 1:
Well, what's on the television then?
Pepperpot 2:
Looks like a penguin.
Pepperpot 1:
No, no, no, no! I didn't mean 'what's on the television set?' I meant 'what program?'
Pepperpot 2:
Oh.
Pepperpot 2:
Funny that penguin being there, isn't it? What's it doing there?
Pepperpot 1:
Standing.
Pepperpot 2:
I can see that!
Pepperpot 1:
If it lays an egg, it will fall down the back of the television set.
Pepperpot 2:
We'll have to watch that. Unless it's a male.
Pepperpot 1:
Ooh, I hadn't thought of that.
Pepperpot 2:
Yes. Looks fairly butch.
Pepperpot 1:
Perhaps it comes from next door.
Pepperpot 2:
Penguins don't come from next door; they come from the Antarctic!
Pepperpot 1:
BURMA!
Pepperpot 2:
Why'd you say 'Burma'?
Pepperpot 1:
I panicked.
Pepperpot 2:
Perhaps it's from the zoo.
Pepperpot 1:
Which zoo?
Pepperpot 2:
How should I know which zoo? I'm not Dr. Bloody Bronowski!
Pepperpot 1:
How does Dr. Bronowski know which zoo it came from?
Pepperpot 2:
He knows everything.
Pepperpot 1:
Ooh, I wouldn't like that. It'd take all the mystery out of life. Anyway, if it came from the zoo, it'd have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it.
Pepperpot 2:
No it wouldn't. They don't stamp animals 'Property of the Zoo'! You couldn't stamp a huge lion!
Pepperpot 1:
They stamp them when they're small.
Pepperpot 2:
What happens when they moult?
Pepperpot 1:
Lions don't moult!
Pepperpot 2:
No, but penguins do. There! I've run rings around you, logically.
Pepperpot 1:
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
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