A Very Social Secretary

[the tabloid newspapers are full of a story about Tony and Cherie Blair being involved in a "Mayan Rebirthing" while on a recent holiday to Mexico]

David Blunkett:
What exactly *is* a Mayan Rebirthing?

Tony Blair:
[embarrassed] It was Cherie's idea. You take off all your clothes and smear each other with fruit and mud.

David Blunkett:
Bloody hell! It'll never catch on in Sheffield.

David Blunkett:
The dog needs taking out. [as in "taking out for a walk"]

Keith:
[under his breath] Yeah... with a Cruise missile.

[to Kimberley and her lawyer]

David Blunkett:
You shouldn't take me on. The law's on my side. I made the law, you see.

Kimblerly Fortier:
I hope you know what you're doing. All I have to lose is a husband. I can always get another husband. How easy is it to get another Home Office?