Albino Alligator

Agent #1:
Why do I always get the sh*t-end of these assignment? I'd like to ask that question.

Agent #2:
[chuckles] What the hell were you expecting, Bobby, Waco?

Janet Boudreaux:
[mocking his tip] Oh, you are a big spender. I like that in a man.

Dova:
Now I just don't know what it's gonna take to make you shut up.

Janet Boudreaux:
If you don't bite, then don't bark, doggie dog.

Dova:
Hey, you want to make us some coffee?

Law:
Do I look like your b*tch?

Jenny Ferguson:
[In a TV interview] Agent Browning, can you shed some light on what's been happening here?

Agent Browning:
Well, it looks like some goddamn stupid motherf***er has decided to take some poor innocent fucks hostage. Now we've been out here all f***ing night trying to deal with this goddamn situation, but there hasn't been a f***ing break yet. But we're sure as sh*t hopeful that everyone will be safe, and that we bring this motherf***er, or motherfuckers, as the case may be, to f***ing justice. How's that?

Dova:
Where are you going?

Milo:
I don't wanna be part of this. I'm turning myself in.

Dova:
[pointing a gun] Don't make me do it!

Dova:
Okay, plan. I'm listening...

Guy Foucard:
Tell them you will let go of the hostages one-by-one. Then, instead of releasing us, release yourself.

Milo:
[slow realization] Yeah. We, uh, pretend we'rethe hostages.

Guy Foucard:
And then... tie us up. And, uh... be gone before they come in.

Dova:
What do you think?

Law:
Hey, I'm a sociopath, you know what I think.