Army of Two

Elliot Salem:
[while fending off enemies in a turret] Sh*t! Sh*t! We are *so* outnumbered!

Elliot Salem:
Sh*t! We're outnumbered!

Tyson Rios:
You can say that again!

Phillip Clyde:
No problem, f***-o.

[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]

Elliot Salem:
"F***-o"?. Who says that?

Phillip Clyde:
I'm gonna kill you both, slice you open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!

Elliot Salem:
I mean - does that even make sense?

Phillip Clyde:
I'm going to kill you both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell you all the cool sh*t I want for Christmas.

Elliot Salem:
This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.

Tyson Rios:
[scoff] Ya think?

Phillip Clyde:
I'm gonna tear you up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.

Elliot Salem:
Yo - leave my momma out of this!