Aunt Peg

Alice:
Say, is it true what they say about black men?

The Waiter:
No, we do not grow tails after 12 midnight.

Alice:
Let's see if he's telling the truth.

Aunt Peg Norton:
Good idea. [Alice suddenly kneels down and unzips his pants] That's it, that's it.

The Waiter:
Ah, ladies, I'm on duty.

Aunt Peg Norton:
That's alright, we won't hold it against you.

Michael Ranger:
[when Aunt Peg employs a casting couch on him] Are all your interviews like this?

Aunt Peg Norton:
Hmm, the interesting ones are.