Crime School

Bugs:
[seeing Goofy in an ill-fitting suit] What are you all dressed up for?

Goofy:
Me and Pops was over to see Mom. She's in the county jail.

Fats:
Yeah? What for?

Goofy:
Thirty days. Pop's goin' next 'cause he's gonna beat up Mama when she gts out.

Officer Hogan:
What are you kids cookin' up now? Some way to rob a bank?

Frankie Warren:
Go on! Whatta yuh talkin' about?

Frankie Warren:
We ain't done nuthin'!

Officer Hogan:
Oh, yeah? Whenever you and your gang get together, I smell trouble in the wind, and it comes down the street like a garbage wagon. Come on, break it up! [the boys grumble but move]

Goofy:
[telling the judge why his parents are not at the hearing] Me mudder's in jail, and me old man went to get the check. We're on relief!

Sue Warren:
[Pleading] I'll take him away to a better neighborhood. I'll have more time to spend with him. Give 'em a chance, will yuh?

Judge Clinton:
I'm afraid it's too late for that, Miss Warren.

Sue Warren:
Too late? How can you say a thing like that? Maybe he'sd a little tough, but a kid's got to be tough in our neighborhood to stay alive. If you send him to reform school, I know what's gonna happen to him. He'll come out hard and mean and bitter. If you want to do something for these boys, why don't you clean up the slums? Wht don't you give 'em a decent place to live in? Give 'em some of the things other boys have! Give 'em a chance in life!

Morgan:
Those guards you fired were valuable men. Whatta you want to replace them with? A crew of schoolteachers?

Mark Braden:
Maybe you got things just a little twisted, Morgan. This is a school you're running and not a prison. You're dealing with kids, not hardened criminals!

Judge Clinton:
You have quite a record, haven't you, Charles?

Spike:
It'll do.

John Brower - Judge's Assistant:
Richard Slade.

Goofy:
Me mother's in jail, me old man went to get the check. We're on relief.

Judge Clinton:
Richard, are you going to help me out and tell me what happened?

Goofy:
Sure Judge. I'll tell. I'll confess.

Frankie Warren:
Goofy!

Goofy:
I'm gonna talk. I'm gonna talk. Well Judge, I'll tell you how it happened. We were forced to do what we done, Judge. You see, Judge, Junkie's the head of a gang of crooks and they had us in their clutches. They was making us steal for them. Then we said we wouldn't steal no more, so they tried to knock us off. There we was, Judge, outnumbered two to one - a fight for life. But we came through.

Judge Clinton:
A very poor story, Richard.

Goofy:
Yeah, that's what I thought. It's playing down at Gem Theater.