In Fast Company

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Dose dat don't help demselves just don't get no help.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
A word to the wise is deficient.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Hey, get a load of this place! Looks like Shangri-La with plumbin'.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
I don't mind learning the ropes so long as my head don't get caught in the noose.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
You know, Father, I'm afraid that you sorta philosophied my psychology.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
[butler opens door] Hey, Mr. McCormick! We come up here on the little matter of business. We have a few little...

Meredith - Butler:
I am not Mr. McCormick. I am the butler.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Well, would you send McCormick down? We'd like to talk to him.

Meredith - Butler:
I'm sorry, Mr. McCormick is indisposed.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Well how far is that from here? Can you reach him by phone?

Marian McCormick:
[interrupts the boys having a water fight just as Slip is spraying Sach in the face with seltzer] Boys, boys, there's a lady present.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
He ain't no lady! [sees Marian] Oh, pardon me! I'm sorry to make your acquaintance.

Marian McCormick:
Well I'm sorry to make yours, too.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Better hide your silly looking face. They might recognize ya.

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
Are you kidding, since I grew up my mother don't even recognize me.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Who ever told ya that you grew up?

Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones:
A draft board.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
What's the matter with you, don't you know what happens when a man's sick in bed like that? They lock him up in a room and all day long he's inhaling air - pure h20 - and he dehales carbon monoxide. And that's where flowers come in. They condense all that carbon monoxide and then they give off pure oxygen. Course, that's what happens to you guys who won't go to school - you just won't learn nothin'.

Bobby:
[admiring a marble bust] How do ya like this - real marble.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney:
Musta taken a lot of marbles to make dat.