Intimate Lessons

Lady Amanda:
Uhoo, don't stop now

Reluctant participant:
Funny, I feel dizzy.

Lady Amanda:
I will work on it, if it's still got some life in it.

Reluctant participant:
The drink! What was in it?

Lady Amanda:
A very strong sedative. Why, you'll probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning.

Reluctant participant:
[as she mounts him even harder] I must be dreaming.

[about to deflower the group's virgin in a final orgy]

Sir Aubrey:
No Bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a Vestal Virgin.

[after Sir Aubrey quotes IN FRANCUM. XXXIII. from The Works of Christopher Marlowe, while whipping off-screen a volunteering woman in a stable]

Reluctant participant:
Bullshit! It's this whole God damn seminar that's bugging me. You're all sick! I'm leaving!

Sir Aubrey:
You can't leave!

Reluctant participant:
Why the hell not?

Sir Aubrey:
You signed up for the whole weekend. Besides, you'd miss my Bacchanalia tommorow.

Reluctant participant:
Piss on your "Bacchanal".

[the reluctant participant storms out of the stable]

Sir Aubrey:
[thinks aloud] Golden showers. I must make take part of my next seminar.

[when both Sir Aubrey and his topless buxom assistant Lady Amanda herself want the guests to stay after they walked in on him spanking her]

Sir Aubrey:
Actually, voyeurism was very popular with the Renaissance painters.

Reluctant participant:
What brings you out here?

Dianna Dubonnet:
Curiosity. I like to learn new things. Besides, I like to f***.

Reluctant participant:
What? Is that an offer?

Dianna Dubonnet:
There's only one way to find out. [exposes her left breast for a second, then goes away]

[trying to convince the reluctant participant not to storm out of his room and leave the seminar early]

Lady Amanda:
If you do [stay] , you can have me for the night.

Reluctant participant:
No! I've gotta go.

Lady Amanda:
Very well. But at least have a farewell drink with me before you do.

Reluctant participant:
What the hell.

[takes a glass from her and drinks]

Lady Amanda:
Drink it all down. There's a good boy.

[takes and throws the empty glass away]

Lady Amanda:
You do want me, don't you?

Reluctant participant:
[suddenly dizzy] Hmm, yes. Very much.

Lady Amanda:
Then take me! [mounts him herself]