Meet the Heavy

An interview with one of the playable characters, who is the heavy weapons guy

Director(s): Valve

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Year:: 2007
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Heavy Weapons Guy:
I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and *this* [grabs Minigun] is my weapon. [lays both hands covetously on Minigun] She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. [looks intently at viewer] It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds.

Heavy Weapons Guy:
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.

Oh, my god... Sasha... okay...

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!

Oh my god, who touched Sasha? .....WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!

[mimicking baby crying] Waaaaah! Waaaaah! Hahaha! Cry some more!

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