Mivtza Savta

Idan Sagiv:
[narrating] My name is Idan Sagiv. I am 22 years old, live in Tel Aviv, born in kibutz "Asisim" in the Negev. That's OK, nobody knows where it is.

[Idan explains how Alon got his nickname "Krembo"]

Idan Sagiv:
When Alon was 10 years old, he stole from the kitchen all the krembos which were brought as prizes for the exhibition booths in Purim. All the kibutz suspected him, but he denied, and locked himself in his room...

Deborah:
[seen in flashback, standing outside Alon's room] Alon Sagiv, I know you're there!

Idan Sagiv:
Alon figured that the only way to get away clean, while in such small place as kibutz you can get stuck with stigma for many years, is to destroy immediately all the evidence, so he ate 500 krembos within half an hour...

[Alon is seen in a flashback, throwing outside his room remains of the krembos he was eating, accumulated to large pile]

Idan Sagiv:
...but eventually he was caught, and since then everyone who knows him calls him...

Deborah:
Krembo, I'm sorry.

[Idan and Benny came to the morgue to take grandma Haya's body for the burial, but the manager refuses to let them transport the body in their car]

Benishty Manager:
There are two options - either Chevra Kadisha or private ambulance. That's it.

Benny Sagiv:
Wait a minute, doctor, you don't understand.

Benishty Manager:
First, I am not a doctor. In here no one needs doctor anymore. Second, there is nothing to understand, that's the law and that's it. Third, I've been working for 30 years and I've never seen two idiots like you.

Benny Sagiv:
Mr. Benishty, listen...

Benishty Manager:
I don't listen. C'mon, get the hell out of my sight.

Alon 'Krembo' Sagiv:
Deborah, you can take the regulations and shove them up your fat ass, if there's any room left back there after what Claudio shoved in there in the Memorial Room, which by the way, my grandmother donated too!

[Krembo and Sergio are sitting near the swimming pool, watching the swimmers]

Alon 'Krembo' Sagiv:
There is only one way to swim 100 meters to receive a medal.

Sergio:
Hey, Krembo, why don't you give some tip of champions, eh?

Alon 'Krembo' Sagiv:
You start as fast as you can, and very slowly you increase the pace.