One Fall

Tab Barrows:
Do you like ANYTHING?

James Bond:
Privacy.

Tab Barrows:
Are you a superhero?

James Bond:
If I say yes, will you get the hell out of here?

Tab Barrows:
You know, you probably shouldn't swear. You're supposed to be a role model.

Claire:
You're the guy who fell from One Fall, right?

James Bond:
Yeah.

Claire:
It must be 200 feet. How long were you in the hospital? Look, it's just that everyone is saying you fell from the cliff and walked away, like, after a week. Was that true?

James Bond:
No. It was four days.

Tab Barrows:
Look, my name is Tab, and you're supposed to do things 'cause it's the right thing to do, not because people pay you.

James Bond:
Yeah, well, I'm sure that's really convenient in Gothom City, okay?, but Batman's a billionaire; charity don't pay.

Julie Gardner:
I just... I... I keep... looking for the James I knew.

Cliff Bond:
And?

Julie Gardner:
I... I think the boy I love never made it off that cliff.

Cliff Bond:
That boy never came home to any of us.

James Bond:
Hey, Julie! The years have been good to you!

Julie Gardner:
You know they arrest perverts in this town.

James Bond:
Have you seen my cigarettes?

Tab Barrows:
Yeah, I threw them out.

James Bond:
You WHAT?

Tab Barrows:
Superheroes don't smoke.

Werber Bond:
Where the hell IS everybody?

Young Nurse:
They're in the lounge playing cards.

Werber Bond:
They're in the lounge. Isn't that nice? What is this?

Young Nurse:
We're having trouble getting them to take their meds.

Werber Bond:
Having trouble?...

Young Nurse:
They don't wanna take 'em.

Werber Bond:
Well, that's what suppositories are for.

Julie Gardner:
How you feelin'?

Cliff Bond:
Like a grown man who needs help to pee.

[first lines]

Guard #1:
The calendar says it's your big day. Cell sixteen!

Tab Barrows:
What are you doing?

James Bond:
Gardening.

Tab Barrows:
Why, it doesn't look like a garden. It just looks like weeds.

James Bond:
I'm no hero.

Walter Grigg Sr.:
Do you know what the difference between a hero and a coward is? Both are scared, neither wants to do what needs to be done, but in the end, the hero does it anyway.