Baronrancid1's Quotes

Here's the list of quotes submitted by baronrancid1 — There are currently 7 quotes total — keep up the great work!

Elizabeth Truss and Nadine Dorris walked into a bar, the IQ of the bar was greatly diminished by this. – Margaret Thatcher Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
There's this guy called Joshua and he knows all about me. I hope he writes my biography, and puts spaceships in it – Alfred the great Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
I always thought the bible would be better if there were light sabers in it. When I told this to God he banished me to Calcutta. – Mother Teresa Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
If I ever meet Santa he will burden me with bags of coal. – Boris Johnson Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
Imagine had I been born a month later my name would be Septemberia. – Saint Augustine Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
Someday they will name a big airport after me, until then I'll just eat this lovely sandwich. – John Fitzgerald Kennedy Famous Quote	added 1 year ago
I much prefer apples to those bitter Orange bastards – William Of Orange Famous Quote	added 1 year ago

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