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And I know what you’re thinking: ‘He’s old, I bet he drives slow.’ Well, watch this, jesus, Joe, I’m not going to lie. That made me think we were about to have our first female president.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
Who can forget the time the president tried to murder Congress? apparently Congress can.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
The Republicans just want to forget the riots ever happened and focus on the future of their party. And the future of their party is of course … yikes.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
In this version, Superman’s kryptonite is an honest day’s work.
Found on FOX News 3 years ago
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