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how many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb..........want to ride bikes

liam mahone

added by liam09
9 years ago

Roses are red, and here is something new, violets are violet not really blue.

liam mahone

added by JP03
9 years ago

Don't make me come down there....

GOD

added by JP03
9 years ago

Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems I am tired of solving them for you.

liam mahone

added by JP03
9 years ago

If 96 percent of the worlds oceans are still undiscovered, you cant tell me that mermaids don't exist yet......

liam mahone

added by JP03
9 years ago

if you fart in a jar and give it to someone with a note saying,"open for a blast ftom the past." that would count as a present item with a past-tence gift in it--of which holds no value, unless you can make it into an alternative energy source... then everybody wins, apart from the one who opened it of course.

liam mahone

added by liam09
9 years ago

Three wise monkeys who teach to 'speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil' signify refraining totally from evil, yet they also represent 'good people' who do nothing about evil, feign ignorance, and turn a blind eye to misappropriate behaviors. It's possible that evil won't prevail in the society, if good people stop to stand by, and take positive steps to stand up and be counted.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

I aspire to inspire before I expire.

liam mahone

added by liam09
9 years ago

Deal with the demons of your past when they haunt you, don't shy away, instead show them the way. Once and for all look straight in their faces right into their eyes with a will and determination to resolve, breathe them out, and before you, let them dissolve. Don't let your past get you traumatized, deal it with self conviction, liberate yourself and get MickeyMized.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

Humans worldwide speak different languages and animals speak the same. Animals remain anonymous and humans after self branding still ask what's in a name. If only we could become more carefree about our identities ensconced in our egos, we would be relaxed and be more dis-ease free. Be carefree and immunize, breathe in liberty & MickeyMize.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

Be spirited, go beyond the body and exceed not just to succeed, let success beg you at your feet to be accepted by you with grace, that should be the case. Be thirsty for fulfillment, let your chase for success be neutralized, be centered in your being and get MickeyMized. THE WORLD WILL CONVERGE AT YOUR FEET THEN.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

Living within means economically maybe wise, but not to have magnified vision of bigger objectives, maybe otherwise. Let not your vision for life goals be economized, look beyond, be larger than life and get MickeyMized.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

Philosophize means ‘feel-loss-of-eyes’ because with open eyes you see only illusions and when you shut them and internalize, you understand the truth, the whole picture and the philosophy of all. Withdraw all your senses and internalize, let there be inner wakefulness, and MickeyMize.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

The best and most awaited slide in MBA presentations is often the 'Thank You' slide that always comes at the end. All MBA's are smart to save their best for last.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

No matter who you are or which strata of the society you come from, you can always become a better YOU. Be kind to people, because it's the best enabler for you to become a far better version of yourself.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

Here's the interesting conversation between the Police Officer and one Indian Engineer who had gone to the police station to report his missing wife.: 'Officer, looks like I have lost my wife. She had gone to the mall yesterday for shopping and has not come home yet.' Okay, what's her height?' 'I've never noticed...maybe 4 to 5 feet?' 'Is she thin?' 'Not thin...may be healthy' 'Color of her eyes?' 'Not sure....maybe black?' 'Color of her hair?' 'Not sure. It keeps on changing.' 'What was she wearing?' 'Maybe Saree or Jeans....or Salwar Kameez?' 'Was she driving a car?' 'Yes!' 'Good! Then tell me the details like plate number, make, model and color of your car.' 'Officer, she has taken my favorite The BMW M135i, which is the top-of-the-range version of the BMW 1 Series. Color is Steel Grey and Plate number SRI 420. My beautiful BMW...she is such a distinctively dynamic vehicle produced by the BMW M GmbH. She's positioned between the most powerful BMW series production models and thoroughbred BMW M vehicles with noticeably higher performance than the previously most powerful engines of any BMW series and have M-specific characteristics in terms of suspension setting and visual appearance, though without any limitations in terms of suitability for everyday use. The heart of my new BMW M135i is her straight six-cylinder gasoline engine with Twin Scroll Turbo technology, Valvetronic, Double VANOS and High Precision Injection. She delivers 235 kW/320 hp and a maximum torque of 450 Nm, power transfer being enabled by her six-speed manual transmission fitted as standard. I know that my BMW M135i sprints from 0 to 100 km/h in just 5.1 seconds (and when automatic, it's 4.9 seconds) to reach a top speed of 250 km/h – that's because that's the top limit permitted by the vehicle's electronic speed control system. Her average fuel consumption in the EU test cycle was found to be 8.0 liters/100 km, and the CO2 emissions level was 188 grams per kilometer. The exclusive power train also features a customized cooling system, M performance control and engine sound tuning, plus a newly developed six-speed manual transmission with dry sump lubrication. She also has a dynamic eight-speed automatic sports transmission with gearshift paddles integrated in the steering wheel included as an option. Please find her as soon as you can. I miss her so much.' ' Wow! That really helps. Your details are awesome, and your memory is absolutely amazing. Please stop crying. We'll search for your car right away, and find her asap.... and maybe we'll find your wife as well.' The End.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

Whatever you are, be a good one!

Alia Twal

added by JP03
9 years ago

Hitler didn't want to exterminate the Jews at the time, he wanted to expel the Jews, and Haj Amin al-Husseini went to Hitler and said, 'If you expel them, they'll all come here.' -- 'So what should I do with them?' Hitler asked the mufti, who responded: 'Burn them.'.

Benjamin Netanyahu

added by acronimous
9 years ago

Those who grow Tall by giving it their all, without the worry of fall, are powered by a Passion, that is born from Inspiration.

RVM

added by JP03
9 years ago

When you're in a general store, you mustn't look for anything specific.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

One who laughs last always laughs longest, because he/she gets the joke last.

Deodatta V. Shenai-Khatkhate

added by Ace-of-Hearts
9 years ago

In business you need to take decisions but in love you simply need to know, to flow, to sow and to grow. Reach the depths, touch the skies, stop thinking and MickeyMize.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

There is an actor in every character you are playing. We are sons, daughters, students, lovers, friends, employees, students, parents, etc. Be true and real under every skin you wear, don’t be characterized, be yourself first, sincere, real and get MickeyMized.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

The sun neither rises nor it sets, it's our movement around it which churns the wheel of progress. Every morning is another chance to progress with sunrise, be determined to transform life and MickeyMize.

Mickey Mehta

added by Mickeymized
9 years ago

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