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If a man can walk, he should... at least away from the junk food store. -Johnny The Walker Johnny Wowk	added by Johnnythewalker 12 years ago
Heaven called . . . we're a match! Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
If you want to know something, ask my kids. They think they know everything. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
Its time for someone to stand up and say "Stop spending all our hard earned tax dollars". Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
Money talks . . . It says you're cheap. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
Sex is only 10% of a Good Marriage but it's 90% of a Bad One. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
There is no more powerful form of rejection than taking someone for granted. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 12 years ago
A few years ago I made a New Years Resolution never to make another New Years Resolution again and so far it's the only one that I have actually kept. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
When I was young I used to date homeless chicks, they weren't very picky and at the end of the date I could just drop them off at any corner. Tom Zegan	added by TomZegan 13 years ago
Today's not my day . . . tomorrows not looking any better. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
One time a waitress asked me how I wanted my eggs, I said "Cooked". Tom Zegan	added by TomZegan 13 years ago
I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
Creativity Loves Constraints. Marissa Mayer	added by acronimous 13 years ago
Whosoever does not persecute them that persecute him; whosoever takes an offence in silence; he who does good because of love; he who is cheerful under his sufferings -- these are the friends of God, and of them the Scripture says: "They shall shine forth like the sun at noontide." The Talmud	added by acronimous 13 years ago
An evil-minded man is quick to see His neighbour's faults, though small as mustard seed; But when he turns his eyes towards his own, Though large as bilva fruit, he none descries. Mahabharata	added by acronimous 13 years ago
Someone, somewhere right now is thinking about You! Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it! Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago
Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma. Tom Zegan	added by TommyZegan 13 years ago

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