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We only fear what we don't know, if we knew everything we would have no fear.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

When I die I want to be cremated and have my ashes spread out over a soccer field so that the kids can kick my ash.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

I'm working on my second million . . . I gave up on my first.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

All things happen for a reason . . . even No Reason is still a reason.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

I once had a memory pillow, but I forgot where I put it!

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

When people try to bring you down they are only trying to bring you to their level.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

My ex-wife thought that the grass was greener on the other side . . . so now she's mowing someone else's lawn.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

Don't forget to take life one day at a time because if you miss a day or two it's called being in a coma.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

Wisdom is using knowledge through God's perspective.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

Just because you believe something is true doesn't automatically make it true.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

Two wrongs don't make a right but Three lefts do.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

New and Improved actually means that the Old Stuff Sucked!

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

The average person believes that they are better than the average person.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

What you do with your hands you mess up with your feet.

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

I wish I had a million dollars for every time I wished I had a million dollars.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

I don't believe in reincarnation, but then again I didn't believe in it last time either.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

In case you hadn't heard, I'm winning the human race.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

If I wasn't here right now, I'd be somewhere else.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

Once I had a dog that died of lead poisoning . . . I shot him in the head.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

It's your story, run with it.

Tom Zegan

added by TomZegan
13 years ago

I don't have alzheimer's, . . . I have sometimers!

Tom Zegan

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13 years ago

If you can't think of the right word to say, make one up.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

It's not what you know, it's what they think you know.

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

Ed Hardy called . . . he wants his clothes back!

Tom Zegan

added by TommyZegan
13 years ago

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