102 Dalmatians

Judge:
Cruella DeVil...

Cruella de Vil:
Do call me Ella; Cruella sounds so... cruel.

Cruella de Vil:
Alonso, I need you.

Alonzo:
I'm yours.

Cruella de Vil:
Banish yourself with a torch, large sack and rubber soled shoes; meanwhile I need a furrier, oh, and I know just where to find him, a-ha ha.

Cruella de Vil:
Don't worry - I've got a perfectly good idiot to take the fall for it.

[Alonso smiles]

Cruella de Vil:
Not you, Alonso, another idiot.

Waddlesworth:
Gaw, I just realized I'm not a rottweiler after all! I'm a retriever!

Cruella de Vil:
Only two minions to abuse? Oh Jean-Pierre, the world is so unfair.

Chloe Simon:
Thank you, Fluffy!

Kevin Sheperd:
Can we trust him?

Chloe Simon:
Now's not the time to count your change, Kevin!

Alonzo:
[Cruella starts reacting wildly to seeing spots surrounding her] Ella? Would you be more comfortable in the car?... Ella? Miss. de Vil?

Cruella de Vil:
Not Ella. Ella's gone! And Cruella is...

[screams]

Cruella de Vil:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKK!

[Cruella's frenzied scream morphs into a evil cackle as Alonzo gasps/wails noisily with horror]

Chloe Simon:
Cruella de Vil, that wretched...

Cruella de Vil:
Philanthropist?

Cruella de Vil:
Just a teensy, weensy heckle? You know - MURDERER!

Waddlesworth:
[chewing through floorboards] Tastes just like chicken.

Kevin Sheperd:
[referring to Cruella] I'm beginning to dislike that woman.

Cruella de Vil:
My dalmatian puppy coat. The coat of dreams. The ultimate fur coat, that was denied me by that canine cabal, for which I have lost THREE YEARS OF MY LIFE! Alonso, we're going to make them pay.

Alonzo:
Yes. How much?

Cruella de Vil:
Dipstick, she called him. What fiendish justice! He escaped me, but I shall wreak my vengeance on the next generation.

Alonzo:
Sounds wonderful.

Cruella de Vil:
Alonzo! Find the rat and kill it! Le Pelt and I will be on the Orient Express!

Alonzo:
K... k... k... KILL?

Cruella de Vil:
The last time I underestimated a puppy, I wound up in the pokey!

Kevin Sheperd:
[Referring to Cruella] She's changed.

[repeated line to Alonzo]

Jean-Pierre Le Pelt:
Little man!

Ewan:
[standing with tins in his hands] Me mam always used to say 'When t'heart hopes, hope comes knockin''.

Kevin Sheperd:
[imitating Ewan's thick south Lancashire accent] Aah tawps? [knock on the door; in his own accent] Hope comes knocking!

[last lines]

Waddlesworth:
S.P.O.T.S!

[from the trailer]

Cruella de Vil:
[to the audience] Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Surprise!

Cruella de Vil:
Faint heart never won fur lady!