15 Minutes

Emil Slovak:
I love America. No one is responsible for what they do.

Robert Hawkins:
If it bleeds, it leads!

Emil Slovak:
I can kill you - I'm insane.

Robert Hawkins:
Hard to believe... watch.

Eddie Flemming:
You want a glass of water?

[Teasing Jordy]

Eddie Flemming:
I think I smell fire across the street.

Jordy Warsaw:
[pointing his gun at Emil] You want to be a real American? You want to be a tough guy? Here's Eddie's gun. Shoot me! Shoot me!

Emil Slovak:
[laughs] You can't kill me. You're not a cop. Your just a Fireman with a gun.

[about Daphne]

Eddie Flemming:
So, you want to talk to her alone?

Jordy Warsaw:
Yeah.

Eddie Flemming:
All right. But, you bring her in to the station right away and don't let her out of your sight. She's the only moving body we got left.

Jordy Warsaw:
Of course. Don't worry about it, I'm a professional.

Eddie Flemming:
Yeah, well girls like that got a knack for turning professionals into amateurs.

Eddie Flemming:
[trying to propose to Nicolette Karas] Speaking of shoes. You know what I was thinking I'm... You know I, I would like to have a... [long pause] some shoes next to my shoes.

Immigration Supervisor:
Are you related?

Oleg Razgul:
Yes.

Immigration Supervisor:
How?

Oleg Razgul:
I'm his friend.

Emil Slovak:
[Slovak is washing his wound in the sink while Razgul films, then he cuts the lights] What are you doing?

Oleg Razgul:
I'm cutting the lights to make it more dramatic, just like the movie "Silence of the Sheeps".

Emil Slovak:
Shut up!

Oleg Razgul:
[after filming Slovak shooting Korfin] Perfect! Cut! Print!