20th & Brandywine

[first lines]

Chris:
I'm way too sober for this.

Artie:
Your face is so ugly it makes me want to watch a penis separate.

Clayne:
Yo dude, you're a dubber, right? You know that one song by Basswizard, you know, the one that goes 'WUBBBB WUB WUB WU-WU-WUB" sounds just like the same song by Lord Treble Destroyer that goes 'WAAAAAHHH WA-WA-WA WAH WAH WA-WA WAHHHHHHHHH.'

Chris:
[entering the party] Yo man, what's up?

Isaac:
Ten dollars.

Chris:
Ten dollars? He didn't have to pay anything!

Isaac:
...Twenty dollars.

Chris:
Twenty? What are you, Exxon? C'mon, give me a cup.

Isaac:
[tosses him a cup] Get the f*** outta my face.