2 Little, 2 Late

Darrin Darlow:
Appearance, my friend, is first and foremost in this savage land that we call high school. We are graded not only on intellectual prowess, but also on our physical appearance.

Mickey McGouvney:
Uh...you have a mullet.

Mark Cannon:
The two of you have a common interest. I happen to know that Kirby likes cars. In fact, his project this semester is a garage door opener holder, and get this...it's for his car. Do I have to spell it out for you? He likes cars; you like to race cars.

Darrin Darlow:
Well, that's great, Mark. That's our common ground? I race go-karts; he builds shitty little boxes to hold garage door openers. Well, guess what? He has an a**hole and you are an a**hole. That's your common ground. You go talk to him.