2gether

Jason "Q.T." McKnight:
I liked being locked up in that room. But I wish there were girls in there. And there weren't enough sleeping bags, so then me and a girl would have to share one.

Doug Linus:
I can't be perfect every time out. I'm not Ozzy Osbourne!

Jason "Q.T." McKnight:
For some reason, she thought I had chiggers, so she had to check me all over. ALL... OVER!

Mickey:
Look at you, you ain't no gangster! You're all Mr. 2% Milk, Mr. Khaki Pants, Mr. Touched By An Angel. Get out my face!

Jerry O'Keefe:
I heart you.

Chad Linus:
This one time I fit five dollars up my butt and, not to brag or nothing, but I bet I could fit way more up there. Way more! Easy!

Bob Buss:
There are five basic types in every successful boyband: your rebel, your badboy:one. Your shy bashful type: two. Your reassuring older brother type: three. Your little guy, your dewey-eyed youngster: four, and five: your hearthrob, the one that holds it all together. He's the one with his eyes staring at you from the poster saying, "hold me, take care of me".

Bob Buss:
Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". (laughs)Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the business call, "publicity bonanza"!

Chad Linus:
I know! What about Matchbox 20?

Jerry O'Keefe:
Chad, there's already a Matchbox 20.

Chad Linus:
Matchbox 30!

Chad Linus:
Everybody's talking about QT's problems. I was up there trapped in that fat guy suit literally suffocating to death, and I was still, STILL trying to contribute to the group by making as many laser noises as humanly possible.

Doug Linus:
Well you gotta embrace your worthlesness. You know, just think about all the greatest losers throughout history: UPN, the metric system, Kevin Cosner...

Jerry O'Keefe:
Wait a minute, why does he get all the gay fans? I mean I do ab crunches, I take care of my hair.

Doug Linus:
You sold our stereo? That was worth way more than that stupid retainer!

Chad Linus:
No way! That stereo was never in my mouth! Okay once, but only for a second!

Jerry O'Keefe:
I made a commitment to you guys, and keeping a commitment is good manners. It's called the Axel Rose Rule.

Bob Buss:
[while doing interview rehearsals] Okay, QT, what's your favorite color?

Jason "Q.T." McKnight:
Blue.

Bob Buss:
Jerry?

Jerry O'Keefe:
Blue.

Bob Buss:
No! It can't be blue.

Jerry O'Keefe:
But it's *always* been blue. It was blue, since before QT was born.

Bob Buss:
You guys! There can't be any overlap! Let's say a girl picks up an issue of Teen Beat and there's an article with you guys. Her favorite color is green - but no one in 2gether likes green, ergo no one in 2gether likes *her*, ergo she does not matter as a human being!

Mickey:
Mickey Parke has one ho and one ho only, and that's Mickey Parke!

Mickey:
Yo I'm a rebel yo, like that dude in The Matrix!

Sea Doo Director:
You're on the Sea Doo, on the water, having a good time.

Chad Linus:
These things go on water?