420

Felcher:
Dude, don't call me felcher anymore.

Wes:
It's like they say in Mexico- don't drink the bong water.

Cage:
I don't need weed to cope.

Korter:
You need weed to breathe.

Wes:
What kind of sick f*** would piss in someone's car, man? I got sick f*** piss all over me!

Redneck Ralph:
You two are being a real pain in my pecker, you know that?

Lisa:
Don't quit your day jobs.

Felcher:
We don't have day jobs.

Wes:
Duh Duh Duh!

Korter:
Yo homes, why the f*** do you got a chihuahua? I don't know any rappers that got that kind of dog. You need a dogg's dog, bro. You need a pit bull or some sh*t.

Felcher:
Give me the keys you cocksuckin' shitsack!

Cabbie:
What is a 420?

Cabbie:
Get the f*** out of my cab!