5 Second Movies

Doc Brown:
Great Scott!

Marty McFly:
This is heavy.

Marty McFly:
Great Scott.

Doc Brown:
I know, this is heavy.

Batman:
I'm Batman.

Batman:
I'm Batman.

Batman:
I'm Batman.

Batman:
I'm Batman.

Batman:
I'm Batman.

Batman:
I'm Batman. [dances the bat-tusi]

The Joker:
I have given a name to my pain.

The Shredder:
Now you face... The Shredder. [He charges at Splinter. Splinter flips him over the side of the building. Shredder lands in the back of the garbage truck with a THUD]

Michaelangelo:
Keep practicing.

Dark Helmet:
WHO?

Colonel Sandurz:
Prepare to fast forward!

Dark Helmet:
Never play this again.

Jar-Jar Binks:
Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.

Han Solo:
I got a bad feeling about this.

Anakin Skywalker:
I'm happy. I'm sad. I'm angry. I'm in love. I'm confused. I'm frustrated. I'm torn. I'm weak. I'm emotionally distraught by the turn of events that has been bestowed upon me.

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Oh Jesus, aren't you Darth Vader yet?

Anakin Skywalker:
I'm happy.

Palpatine:
No you're not.

Anakin Skywalker:
You're right.

Anakin Skywalker:
[Anakin slaughters all the Separatists] I hate you! [Darth Vader is born]

Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Boy did I bet on the wrong horse.

Darth Vader:
I am your father.

Luke Skywalker:
[screams] NO!

Yoda:
Yes.

Chewbacca:
[laughs]

Dr. Manhattan:
Would you like to see my blue penis?

Rorschach:
No.