8 Million Ways to Die

8 Million Ways to Die

8 Million Ways to Die is a 1986 American crime action thriller film directed by Hal Ashby and starring Jeff Bridges, Rosanna Arquette, and, in a leading role for the first time, Andy Garcia. It was Ashby's final film, and the first attempt to adapt the Matthew Scudder detective stories of Lawrence Block for the screen. The screenplay was written by Oliver Stone, an uncredited Robert Towne and David Lee Henry (R. Lance Hill using a pseudonym).

Genre: Action, Crime, Drama
Stars: Jeff Bridges, Rosanna Arquette, Alexandra Paul, Randy Brooks
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
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R
Year:
1986
115
$1,305,114
1,490 Views

Sarah:
[to Scudder] You're just an opportunistic prick who'd f*** mud if it'd move a little and not argue too much.

Angel Moldonado:
Guy had no predecessors and no successors. He was the best.

Angel Moldonado:
You think I'm a fool? That's rude, man. You're being disrespectful and rude.

Matthew 'Matt' Scudder:
Rude? Come on, you were rude all over the f***ing street with Sunny, weren't you? Rude?

Angel Moldonado:
Let me explain something to you, what happend to Sunny, man. What happened to her, is people think that if you have to kill somebody in the course of... doing business, sometimes it pays to advertise. You know, make it messy. Remind people they bleed when they die. It might even prevent more killings.

Matthew 'Matt' Scudder:
You're a real humanitarian.

Angel Moldonado:
I am.

Joe Durkin:
The murder rate used to be a thousand a year. Three a day, and that was high. Now it's five. Higher in the summer. Fourteen two Fridays ago. We get the death penalty six, seven times a day, only it's not for murderers, it's for ordinary citizens.

Matthew 'Matt' Scudder:
Yeah, there are 8 million stories in the naked city. Remember that old TV show? What we have in this town is eight million ways to die.

Matthew 'Matt' Scudder:
You have quite an education haven't you?

Sarah:
Anyone who gets passed the age of two has an education.

Angel Moldonado:
OK, OK, OK. My fault. I'm sorry. I didn't get laid today.

Matthew 'Matt' Scudder:
Well, we've all got our problems.

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