A Ducking They Did Go

Blackie:
You men ever sold anything?

Curly:
Why certainly, anything we could lay our hands on!

Moe:
The gentleman said "sold," not "stole."

Blackie:
Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen! With this proposition you can't go wrong! Remember this, boys, every red-blooded man is a potential hunter at heart. Why, there's one in every office!

Doyle:
That's right, boys, all you have to do is appeal to the primative in 'em, and you can't go wrong.

Curly:
Ducks, ducks... oh, wanna buy some ducks? Is your blood red? Are you a potent hunter? All you need is a prime appeal. How about a duck? There's one in every office!

Curly:
Every red-blooded he-man is a potentate hunter! There's one in every office!

Curly:
Got a piece of bacon in your pocket?

Moe:
Why?

Curly:
You keep em' busy I'll get some eggs for breakfast.

Moe:
You try that and I'll crack your head like an egg shell.

Moe:
Spread out and remember, ducks is ducks and cash is king.

Curly:
And never the twain shall meet.

Vegetarian in hallway:
I don't eat ducks, I'm a vegetarian!

Moe:
Well eat the vegetable see and leave the duck! Come on!

Moe:
Your troubles are over. Here we are!

Larry:
Three of the best salesmen that ever sailed!