A Few Moments with Eddie Cantor, Star of 'Kid Boots'

[first lines]

Eddie Cantor:
Hello. Oh, no. No, lady, no you're wrong. I'm not Tommy Meehan. Funny how everybody takes me for Tommy Meehan. No, Tommy hasn't got that certain... you know, that I have.

Eddie Cantor:
Her poor father, he died of throat trouble. They hung him.

Eddie Cantor:
No matter how much the boss likes you, you can't work in a bank and bring home samples.

Eddie Cantor:
She was so dumb they had to burn down the schoolhouse to get her out of the second grade.

Eddie Cantor:
There was a man who loved the bees. / He was their earnest friend. / He used to sit upon their hives, / But they stung him in the end.

[last lines]

Eddie Cantor:
[singing] My head should be where your chest is. / Kiss me, hot lips; I'm asbestos. / Oh, gee, Georgie, oh gee!