A Fork in the Road

Will Carson:
If I knew you were going to kill your husband tonight, I would have made other plans.

Will Carson:
[about murder scene] I'd like to clean up now. If we could fit that into your emotional schedule...

Will Carson:
If he's not your husband, why did you shoot him!

April Rogers:
I have to pee.

Will Carson:
So pee.

April Rogers:
Someone is using the toilet.

Will Carson:
No one's using the bathtub...

April Rogers:
Isn't it better to have a dead body in the trunk than a live one?

Will Carson:
It doesn't look good either way.

Will Carson:
I'm not sure this is much better than being in prison.

April Rogers:
[to her sister] If you hadn't been who you are, I wouldn't be where I am. And that's better than were I was.

[last lines]

April Rogers:
Where do you want to go?

Will Carson:
We'll know when we get there.