A Goofy Movie

Goofy:
Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and destroys his fence] Goodbye, pile o' broken wood!

Goofy:
Behold, the legendary Bigfoot!

Max:
She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! Argh! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!

Max:
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Max:
Dad, it's BIGFOOT!

Bobby:
Max, look! It's the leaning tower of Cheese-a!

Goofy:
Garsh, Pete. You sure are good with kids.

Pete:
Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, P.J., he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.

Goofy:
Really? Where ya goin'?

Pete:
Campin'! Nothin' like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and his son.

Goofy:
Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.

Pete:
I don't know, Goof. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang and stealin' stuff and causin' riots, and...

Goofy:
Oh, Max is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that.

Goofy:
[hands Max his discarded possum hat] Hey, you dropped your hat.

Max:
[in extreme fury] AAGH!! This is the stupidest vacation! Ya drag me from home! Ya jam me in this dumb car, [rolls his window down] then drive 1,000,000 miles away, and see some stupid rat show! [tosses his hat out the window] Call me when the trip's over.

[Discussing Max's alledged trip to the Powerline concert]

P.J.:
You're gonna be famous, buddy. 'Specially with Roxanne.

Max:
There's just one person who doesn't know about this, Peej.

P.J.:
Who?

Max:
My dad.

[the car is going out of control, and Max and Goofy are trying to stop it]

Max:
You shoulda put the brake on!

[he pulls Goofy into the car]

Goofy:
Why don'tcha just put it on yourself?!

[he pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off with a "BOING!"]

Max:
See? You ruin everything!

Goofy:
Well, you ruined the vacation!

Max:
I ruined it?!

[the car goes crashing on rock pillars]

Max:
I never... wanted to go... on this stupid... VACATION!!!!!!

[the car splashes into the river]

[the car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside]

Max:
Now look where you got us, Dad!

Goofy:
Where I got us?!

Max:
You should've let me stay at home!

Goofy:
Why? So you'd end up in prison?

Max:
Prison?! What're you talkin' about?!

Goofy:
Your principal called me.

Max:
It's not what you think!

Goofy:
You even lied to me!

Max:
I had to! You were ruining my life!

Goofy:
I was only trying to take my boy fishin', okay?!

Max:
I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!

Goofy:
I know that! I just wanted to be part of it! You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.