A Goofy Movie

Max:
Dad, it's Big Foot!

Goofy:
Could you back up a bit, Mr. Foot, uh, you're out of focus.

Roxanne:
Go on, go on. Good daddy.

Goofy:
This is a vacation with me and my best buddy.

Max:
Donald Duck?

Goofy:
No, silly, with you!

Goofy:
Let's play a game. You think of someone and I'll try to guess who it is. Man or woman?

Max:
Aw, man.

Goofy:
Man? Hmm... Walt Disney?

Max:
Right.

Goofy:
I'm good at this.

Max:
Why are you doing this to me, Dad?

Goofy:
'Cause, I don't want you to end up in the electric chair.

Goofy:
I think the only thing to do now is to get you up on stage with this Power Line feller.

Max:
No, that's okay.

Goofy:
Why do you always think I'm going to lead you into some kind of calamity?

Bobby:
Max, look, it's the Leaning Tower of Cheesa!

Goofy:
I was only trying to take my boy fishing, okay?

Max:
I'm NOT your little boy anymore, Dad, I'm grown up. I've got my own life now!

Goofy:
I know that! I just wanted to be part of it. You're my son, Max, no matter how big you get you'll always be my son.

Pete:
If you keep 'em under your thumb, they'll never end up in the gutter.

Goofy:
Come on, Maxie, let's get this show on the road!

Max:
Um, just a minute you... Party... Animal... You!

Max:
You should've put the brake on!

Goofy:
Why didn't you just put it on yourself?

Max:
See? You ruin everything.

Goofy:
Well, you ruined the vacation!

Max:
I never... Wanted to go... On this stupid... VACATION!

Max:
I've got less than an hour and when this is ended, I'll either be famous...

Principal Mazur:
...Or you'll be suspended!

Max:
This is the STUPIDEST vacation! You drag me from home, jam me into this dumb car, drive me a million miles away to see some stupid rat show! Call me when the trip's over.

Pete:
Hey, Goof, why don't you order us a pizza. This could take a while.

Max:
I'm in deep sludge.

Pete:
I heard the little mutant telling PJ that he switched the map.

Goofy:
You look just like I did at your age.

Max:
Please don't say that, Dad.

Bobby:
A little smokage!

Goofy:
Max, was that Bigfoot or your stomach?

Max:
Man, I'm STARVING!

Goofy:
Let's get you onstage!

Max:
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

Max:
Hmmm, then again.

Goofy:
I'm glad this thing's good for somethin'.

Max:
My life is a living...

Lester:
Hello!

Max:
It's Powerline, only the biggest rock star on the planet.

Goofy:
Not bigger than Xavier Cugat, the mambo king. Everybody mambo!

Goofy:
Garsh, Pete. You sure are good with kids.

Pete:
Oh, yeah. Well, they love me. Why, P.J., he's been begging me to take him on vacation this summer.

Goofy:
Really? Where ya goin'?

Pete:
Campin'! Nothin' like the great outdoors to strengthen the bond between a father and his son.

Goofy:
Oh, Max would never go for anything like that.

Pete:
I don't know, Goof. Somethin's wrong when a kid won't spend time with his parents. For all you know, he's runnin' around with some gang and stealin' stuff and causin' riots, and...

Goofy:
Oh, Max is a good kid. He'd never get mixed up in somethin' like that.

Goofy:
[hands Max his discarded possum hat] Hey, you dropped your hat.

Max:
[huffs in extreme fury] This is the stupidest vacation! Ya drag me from home! Ya jam me in this dumb car, [rolls his window down] then drive 1,000,000 miles away, and see some stupid rat show! [tosses his hat out the window] Call me when the trip's over.

[Discussing Max's alleged trip to the Powerline concert]

P.J.:
You're gonna be famous, buddy. 'Specially with Roxanne.

Max:
There's just one person who doesn't know about this, Peej.

P.J.:
Who?

Max:
My dad.

[the car is going out of control, and Max and Goofy are trying to stop it]

Max:
You shoulda put the brake on!

[he pulls Goofy into the car]

Goofy:
Why don'tcha just put it on yourself?!

[he pulls the brake, but it suddenly breaks off with a "BOING!"]

Max:
See? You ruin everything!

Goofy:
Well, you ruined the vacation!

Max:
I ruined it?!

[the car goes crashing on rock pillars]

Max:
I never... wanted to go... on this stupid... VACATION!!!!!!

[the car splashes into the river]

[the car has landed in the stream with the Goofs inside]

Max:
Now look where you got us, Dad!

Goofy:
Where I got us?!

Max:
You should've let me stay at home!

Goofy:
Why? So you'd end up in prison?

Max:
Prison?! What're you talkin' about?!

Goofy:
Your principal called me.

Max:
It's not what you think!

Goofy:
You even lied to me!

Max:
I had to! You were ruining my life!

Goofy:
I was only trying to take my boy fishin', okay?!

Max:
I'm not your little boy anymore, Dad! I'm grown up! I've got my own life now!

Goofy:
I know that! I just wanted to be part of it! You're my son, Max. No matter how big ya get, you'll always be my son.

Goofy:
Why bother? I'm probably too stupid to understand anyway, right? [angered at Max for lying to him and taking advantage of his trust]

Goofy:
Goodbye, house! Goodbye, mailbox! [backs up and destroys his fence] Goodbye, pile o' broken wood!

Goofy:
Behold, the legendary Bigfoot!

Max:
I can't believe i did that! She finally says "hi" to me, and what do I do?! I choke! Argh! "A-hyuck!" Like a big spaz!

Max:
I think I'm gonna be sick.

Max:
Dad, it's BIGFOOT!

Pete:
What's the idea?! (sees Max and Goofy being chased by Bigfoot alarmed) BIGFOOT!