A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints

Frank:
Listen to Dito. He knows when it's time to go.

Frank:
How loud is this f***ing city?

Dito:
In the end - just like I said - I left everything, and everyone. But no one, no one has ever left me.

Diane:
My name is Diane and I like to f***.

Guiseppe:
My name is Guiseppe and I'm Antonio's brother.

Jenny:
My name is Jenny and everyone's a f***ing joke.

Young Antonio:
I'm a f***ing piece of sh*t. And that's who I am.

Laurie:
You want it straight? 'Cause I'm the only f***ing one who's gonna tell you for some f***ing reason. You killed him. You killed your father when you left. Are you hearing me? You f***ing killed him. You left a trail of blood when you left. So forget me, forget all this sh*t, forget it, alright? You killed your mother, and you killed your father. And for the past f***ing 20 years, he's been dying - just waiting for you to come home. Say 'Daddy, you f***ed up.' 'Daddy, I f***ing hate your guts.' Daddy whatever the f*** you need to get out of your angsty little f***ing head...

Dito:
Touch my head one more f***ing time I'm gonna go nuts...

Laurie:
Go ahead, go f***ing nuts. Go f***ing nuts. Let it out. Stop f***ing running away. You think you're a f***ing man, that's just a f***ing tail between your legs. Go home and take care of your mother. Go home and take care of your father. *That's* going to make you a f***ing man. That's all you got left. 'Cause if you don't do that sh*t, it's too f***ing late.

Laurie:
[to Dito] You think you're a f***in' man? That's just a tail between your legs.

Guiseppe:
[after walking in on Antonio and Jenny having sex] Hell yea - when can I get in on that sh*t?

Jenny:
F*** off, Guiseppe.

Guiseppe:
All I'm sayin' is that if I was an ugly b*tch and two hot dudes like us wanted to f*** me, I'd be into it.

Young Nerf:
Which one of you, which one of you is gonna suck me off first? [points at each one] You? You?

Diane:
What you got? You got nothin'!

Young Antonio:
[flashes them] How about that?

Jenny:
[laughing] No, I like it! It's cute - I like it.

Young Dito:
Cause me and Mike, we're going to California with our band and sh*t and I want you to come cause I love you, and the f***ing Mets won.

Young Laurie:
What? What did you say? You said you loved me.

Young Dito:
What?

Young Laurie:
You said you loved me right? I'm serious that sh*t means a lot to me you know?

Young Dito:
Yeah I love you, i don't understand, I love you, cause I love you... f***ing.

Young Laurie:
[laughs] Stupid.

Young Dito:
My friend just got f***ing shot. You don't know what's happening.

Monty:
It's okay. It's okay. I'm your father. I love you. I'm your father.

Young Dito:
[crying] When were you ever my father?

Young Laurie:
I'm Laurie... and everyone is going to leave me. I know they are.

Young Dito:
What if I did go? What if I went to Manhattan, or I went somewhere else, like... I don't know.

Monty:
Come on Dito, you're not going anywhere, come on.

Young Dito:
My name is Dito... and I'm gonna leave everybody in this film.

Dito:
Did you love me daddy? Lie and say you did, make me feel like the piece of sh*t I am. Did you love me? Answer me!

Monty:
A father always-...

Dito:
Not a father, YOU!