A Kid in King Arthur's Court

King Arthur:
Camelot rots, and I play at being king. I want her great again.

Calvin Fuller:
Look, Your Majesty, I don't want to insult you or anything, but are you nuts? This isn't the castle. This is the real, in-your-face, carjacking, drive-by-shooting, kill-you-for-your-Reeboks street life.

Maya Fuller:
I get your room if you get killed.

Calvin Fuller:
Let's boogey.

Calvin Fuller:
Geez, this always works in the movies!

Calvin Fuller:
Lord Elastic!

Calvin Fuller:
[to Kane, after the King's announcement that anyone can enter the tournament] That's your cue, professor.

Lord Belasco:
Declare my victory!

Princess Katey:
Wrong again, dweeb.

Master Kane:
[after Calvin gives him a candy bar] You are truly a great knight!

King Arthur:
Let all who witness this know: It does not take a sword and stone to make a hero.

Princess Katey:
[seeing Calvin in his underwear] You Recedans wear very strange garments.

Calvin Fuller:
[looks down, realizes he is in his boxer shorts] Oh!

[struggling to put his pants on]

Calvin Fuller:
Excuse me!

[referring to Lord Belasco]

Calvin Fuller:
Oh, the dork in the purple dress. We've met.

Princess Katey:
What's to become of our family?

Princess Sarah:
I know not, but I will always look after thee

Head Guard:
No, I'm afraid Rock n' Roll will not work this time.

Calvin Fuller:
You're wrong. [He takes out the disc man] It is the great equalizer. [He unleashes a red beam from the disc man on the head guard, causing him to fall off from the back side of the castle]