A Midsummer Night's Rave

Puck:
If you need me page me but if you do give me a minute to get back to you, my pager's in my pants it's on vibrate and I'm rolling live love

Nick:
I mean, hear you are - a good looking cat! You can have any girl you want, man. I don't see what makes her so special.

Xander:
Did you ever have the feeling that one person could be it, you know? You have a real chance but... You know, you can't do it. I mean the timing's never right. And then it's all over, you never have that chance again. And you're going to die alone and miserable. One of those anonymous lonely deaths where no one finds your body until six months after you die, because the landlord is sick of that funky smell, calls the cops, they kick open the door, there you are lying naked on the waterbed, clutching a bottle of lotion and the TV's on The Animal Planet and there's no one there to explain what was going on!

Damon:
Can he be anymore obvious?

Mia:
About what?

Puck:
I took French not Dork.

Puck:
See the problems you run into when you limit yourself to one sex?

Xander:
I drank weirder sh*t in college.

Debbie:
Hi!

Greg:
Hey.

Debbie:
I'm Debbie!

Greg:
Greg.

Debbie:
Hi Greg, it'ssogoodtomeetyouhowareyoufeelingareyourolling?

Greg:
Yea.

Debbie:
CoolsoamI. Areyoufeelinggroovey? I am. I am so into this rave I mean this is like the greatest one I've ever been to and I've been to a lot of raves you know, well a lot of raves and after hoursyou knowthey'redifferent becausepeopleoftengetthem confused they'relikeheydoyou wannagotoarave andI'mexpectingsomethinglikethis and then it turns out to be totally not this youknowit'slikeabarwithsomeblacklightingandafewfoldingchairsinthe parkinglot but this, this is a rave Imeanjustlookatallthepeopleandthedancersandthedj'sandthelightsandthelasersandthemusic and all these greatfabulouspeople likeyou Imean youseemlikesuchasweetguy you'recute andinteresting andpolite andyouhavethispositiveglowaboutyou Ifeellikeweconnected likethere'sa connection, doyoufeelit?doyoufeeltheconnection?

Greg:
Could you repeat everything you said after Hi my name is Debbie?

Amanda:
Hello [starts kissing him]

Xander:
Whoa, whoa whoa.

Amanda:
What?

Xander:
What are you doing?

Amanda:
What do you mean?

Xander:
I can't kiss you.

Amanda:
Are you gay?

Xander:
It gets good mileage.

Amanda:
What?

Xander:
Uh... nothing.

Nick:
Yo, I love your shirt, may I touch it?

Funky Raver:
Sure

[Nick feels up shirt]

Funky Raver:
It's nice material eh?

Nick:
Is it felt?

Funky Raver:
Uhh no.

Nick:
It is now!

Funky Raver:
So what was I saying? What was I talking about?

Raver:
I don't know. Can I touch it too?

Funky Raver:
Huh?

[feels own shirt]

Funky Raver:
Ohh sh*t, you're right this does feel good.

Debbie:
I just love being in love, I love everything about it I love falling in love I love being in love I love going from in love to love I love that I love all things love I love being loved I love everyone I love everything I love when people love me back, do you love me?

Greg:
Yeah sure.

Debbie:
I love you too!

Violet:
Don't you know? The earth stops spinning if you don't dance on it.

Elena:
What happened?

Xander:
Ohh I uh I lost my shirt.

Xander:
Ohh I am soooooo gone right now.

Elena:
Yea me too.

Xander:
This feels so good.

Elena:
You look good. [pause] Did I just say that?