A Mysterious and Sudden End

Sam:
I thought you said vodka doubled as birth control.

Vivian Davenport:
Caspian would never let himself die in an open parlor. He'd at least have the sense to do it in his own bed.

Sam:
Don't bring that up! I've alway been insecure about my work.

Vivian Davenport:
But you can bring up my unfortunate obsession with money?

Sam:
It's disgusting!

Vivian Davenport:
It's hereditary!

Abigail:
Dear God help us.

Sam:
I think it's a bit too late for that, Miss Abigail.