A Pain in the Pullman

Paul Pain:
Johnson! *Johnson*! [Johnson wakes up and hits his head on the berth above]

Paul Pain:
I'm Paul Pain, the heart throb of millions!

Larry:
What's a heart throb?

Curly:
A pain in the neck! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

Johnson:
[hearing the monkey] What's that noise?

Moe:
Aw, ya shouldn't believe everything ya hear.

Moe:
[to Larry] Hey, you! Wake up and go to sleep.

Curly:
[looking in a cookbook with their monkey Joe on his shoulder] There's someplace in this book that says how to cook a monkey. [Joe lightly raps him on the head a few times]

Moe:
Joe's right, we can't eat the act.

Johnson:
[after the Three Stooges fall out of bed] Aren't you guys asleep yet?

Curly:
Certainly, I dreamed we saw a swimmin' pool, so we dove in.

Johnson:
Well, dive back in your berth, or I'll make you dive off this train!

Moe:
[Looking at the dish of crab] Well, wise guys, what is it?

Larry:
It's a spider.

Curly:
Toitle!