A Plumbing We Will Go

Curly:
Say why don't you call your stops?

Moe:
This is far enough I guess.

Larry:
Where are we?

Curly:
What do you care as long as we're not in jail.

The cook:
This house has sure gone crazy!

Prof. Bilbo:
[Moe, Larry, and Curly are running from the police and go into a hole that Larry dug earlier] As you see, the lady is in this cabinet. I shall fire the magic gun. And what have we here, the little... [a scream is heard followed by the lady running to the side, then Moe, Larry, and Curly run out followed by police and lastly, police in motorcycles]

Moe:
[Larry has accidentally poked a hole in the furnace vent] Hey, are you smokin'?

Larry:
No, but the pipe is.

Moe:
The pi - uh... why, you lamebrain! Ya wanna get us suffocated? Put some tape on it!

Larry:
[checks his pockets] We forgot the tape!

Moe:
Well, we had to forget somethin' or we wouldn't be plumbers.

Moe:
[Finally fixes leak] Yeah, who said you need brains to be a plumber?

Butler:
[When he sees Larry digging a hole] Stop it, Stop it! You are ruining the lawn!

Larry:
[annoyed] Don't tell me how to run my business, beat it!

Butler:
Put that soil back where it belongs! [Larry then swings the shovel back and a block hits him in the face]

Curly:
Hey, no wonder the water don't woik. The pipe is clogged up wit' wires!

Prosecuting Attorney:
Remember, You have sworn to tell the Truth, the whole Truth, and nothing but the Truth, now were You, or were You not on the night of June the 13th in Mrs. Traunabottoms Chicken Coop?

Curly:
Why Soitenly not, we was in the House!

Prosecuting Attorney:
What House?

Larry:
The Dog House!

Curly:
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk [Moe Bonks both Larry, and Curly's heads together]

Butler:
There You are! I called You Plumbers an Hour ago, now go inside and fix that Leak, before it gets any worse!

Curly:
Hey, who told You we're Plumbers? [to Moe and Larry] How do You like that Guy... [See's Officer Kelly riding a Bicycle looking around for them] Uh... weer Plumbers!

Moe:
Three of the best Guys that ever pulled the Plumb!

Curly:
woop woop woop woop woop!