A Tale of Two Kitties

Catstello:
I'm afraid to go up high. I get heightrophobia.

Babbit:
Come on, stupid. Get the bird!

Catstello:
[looks down] Ohh...!

Babbit:
Gimme the bird. Gimme the bird!

Catstello:
If that Hays Office would only let me, I'd give him the boid all right. [whistles]

Tweety:
I tawt I taw a putty tat!

[last lines]

Tweety:
Turn out those lights!

[Catstello is hanging from a wire by one foot; Tweety is jumping on his toes]

Catstello:
Hey, cut it out! Cut it out, pigeon! Don't do that!

Tweety:
[pulls off one toe] This widdle piddy went to market...

Catstello:
Babbit!

Tweety:
[pulls off second toe] This widdle piddy tayed home...

Catstello:
Babbit!

Tweety:
[pulls off last toe] This widdle piddy had woast beef...

Catstello:
Babbit!

[falls]

Tweety:
Well, whatdya know, I wan out of piddies.

Catstello:
But I don't want to hurt no boid. I like boids. I'd go hungry first.

Babbit:
What's the matter, fraidy cat? This is just a tiny bird.

Catstello:
You mean it's just a poor little, teeny-tiny, itsy-bitsy, defenseless bird?

Babbit:
That's right.

Catstello:
Let me at 'im! Let me at 'im! I'll get him, Babbit! Gangway, I'll murdarlize him! Let me at 'im!

[Catstello is sitting on a powder charge which Babbit is ready to detonate]

Catstello:
Gee, Babbit. I'm just no good.

Babbit:
Oh, the brakes were against you.

Catstello:
I'm a flopparoo. I can't even get the boid.

Babbit:
Don't worry. You'll get it, all right.

Catstello:
You mean I'll get it in the end?

Babbit:
Yeah. And you'll get a big bang out of it, too!

[He detonates the charge, sending Catstello flying]

Catstello:
[unaware he is airborne] Well, that sure takes a load off my mind.

Tweety:
Hewwo? Fourth Interceptive Command? I tee an unidentified fwying object fwying awound my widdle head.

Tweety:
Aw, da poor puddytat. He cah-wushed his widdle head.

Babbit:
Why do you do these things?

Catstello:
I'm a baaaad pussycat.

Babbit:
[sees a flat Catstello] Come on. Stop your clowning! What's the matter with you? Aren't you ashamed?

Catstello:
I don't know.