A Thin Line Between Love and Hate

Brandi Web:
You put your hands on the wrong woman.

Brandi Web:
So tell me something, Darnell. You still the man? The main man? You know what you are? And I didn't think so. You're a dog. A mad dog, to be exact. And do you know what they do with mad dogs? I can't hear you.

Darnell 'Deeny:
No, what they do with mad dogs?

Brandi Web:
[pulls out a gun] They shoot mad dogs!

Ma Wright:
It's a thin line between love and hate.

Nikki:
N*gger, you full of sh*t!

Gwen:
All your damn promises! Get out of my face!

[Brandi is holding Mia at gunpoint]

Mia Williams:
I bet you ain't sh*t without that gun!

Brandi Web:
I don't know what your selling... but I'm not buying.

Ma Wright:
I know you didn't touch her, baby. I raised you better than that. The Lord must've been watching out over your stupid ass.

Darnell 'Deeny:
Hey, I cut her off. She was into some crazy sh*t, mama. She was wild - buck wild.

Darnell 'Deeny:
Cleofus' little brother? Mama, you can't let her go out with him. He macks more women than... than...

Ma Wright:
The one I'm looking at right now?

Brandi Web:
You can trust horses. They don't let you down. People always let you down. Especially men.

Brandi Web:
I'm not going to shoot you. Not for myself, no. I'm going to shoot you for all women.

Brandi Web:
You know, a man just comes along and he buys us off a shelf. Then he plays. Plays with us until he thinks we're no longer fun. Or until he gets us all dirty, right? Then he just wants to throw us away.

Nikki:
Now, see what you need to be doing, Darnell, is taking care of me.

Darnell 'Deeny:
Uh, now when did we establish that you were my woman?

Nikki:
[sharply] When I opened my legs to you, baby! The contract was signed then.

Parking Attendant:
[while arguing with Tee over a parking ticket] But the time is expired!

Tee:
[while leaning closely towards the parking attendant] Hey, now, baby, the time... you dealing with the time, now...

Parking Attendant:
Uh, excuse me? Wait a minute, what is all this? Could you back up? Cause you are ALL in my space.

Tee:
[taking out a card] I'm gonna do you a favor. I'm going to give you this. Chocolate City VIP, baby.

Parking Attendant:
[snatching the card] Yeah, whatever. I have to go, all right? [hands Tee the ticket]

Tee:
Hey, write your number down on there. Write your number.

Parking Attendant:
Look, brah, the only number you're getting is the number to the ticket office, all right? Cause I gots to GO. Step off. [heads to her car]

Tee:
Hey, sweetheart, you ain't gotta to be so mean.

Parking Attendant:
Whatever.

Tee:
You still look good. I'll call you later.

Tee:
But Smitty, I was working!

Smitty:
I don't care if you were selling oranges by the freeway. I DON'T pay for parking tickets.

Tee:
How you doing, baby?

Brandi Web:
[coldly] "How am I doing, baby?" I'm not your baby.

Tee:
Excuse me. Most men would have called you stuck up, looking all like a Barbie doll.

Darnell 'Deeny:
[narrating] And that was it. The moment that changed my entire life.

Darnell 'Deeny:
[running up to Brandi] Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, um...

Brandi Web:
[glaring at Tee] That's no way to talk to a lady!

Tee:
[mockingly] Oh, Madame...

Darnell 'Deeny:
Look, he didn't mean anything by it. He didn't mean it.

Tee:
[rudely] Yes, I did!

Darnell 'Deeny:
I'm sorry, it's just that he was dropped on his head as a baby and he's been a little rattled ever since.

Brandi Web:
I see. Well, perhaps I should arrange for him to fall on his head again so he can get unrattled.

Darnell 'Deeny:
[while visiting his mother] So, what's up, Ma? You been watching the talk shows?

Ma Wright:
I don't watch that junk! I've got enough trouble in my life already!