A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas

[from trailer]

Jesus:
Neil Patrick Harris! Welcome to Heaven! I'm Jesus.

Neil Patrick Harris:
Jesus...?

Jesus:
[Holds up crucifix around his neck] Christ. I practically run this place.

Neil Patrick Harris:
Oh, for reals?

Jesus:
Well, my dad owns it, but I sort of–

Neil Patrick Harris:
Ha-ha, you're one of those.

Harold:
You still haven't explained the gay thing.

Kumar:
You're not gay, motherf***er!

Harold:
At all.

Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.

Kumar:
What? Clay Aiken's not gay?

Neil Patrick Harris:
Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

Kenneth Park:
This is a Sharp 52" Aquos Quattron TV with state-of-the-art 3D technology that makes Avatar look Avatar-ded.

Harold:
I don't know. Hasn't the whole 3D thing jumped shark by now?

Kenneth Park:
Mr. Lee, you don't understand. This is the best 3D you've ever seen. It's gonna be amazing!

[Kenneth gives two thumbs up to the audience].

Harold:
Who are you looking at?