Ace Lightning

Ace:
Ah... Did I miss something? Where are the bad guys?

Chuck Mugel:
Oh-oh...

Marc Hollander:
What's wrong, Chuck?

Chuck Mugel:
There's a pea in my pudding.

Marc Hollander:
So? Take it out.

Chuck Mugel:
I... I can't. It's... It's too gross!

Marc Hollander:
Steady, Chuck. It's just a pea.

Chuck Mugel:
Back off, man. BACK OFF!

Wayne Fisgus:
Run for cover! He's gonna blow!

Chuck Mugel:
[Lurching forward and shoulders heaving is vomiting]

Marc Hollander:
[to himself] Perfect timing, Chuck. Ace? Come on! The coast is clear.

Chuck Mugel:
I needed that...

Ace:
Look, kid, if you're going to be my sidekick, you've got to work on your timing.

Ace:
All right, kid. Let's see what you've got. Show me your powers.

Marc:
I told you. I don't have any superpowers. I'm not a Lightning Knight. This is reality.

Ace:
You want to talk reality, kid? All right. Here goes. Somewhere out there, Lord Fear is plotting to get my piece of the Amulet and if we don't stop him and send him back to prison in the Sixth Dimension, it is the end of the world.

Marc:
But it's just a game!

Ace:
A game. Er... Look if you want to see your world taken over by superhuman scum, that's your business. But I've got a job to do and I can't do it alone.

Marc:
But why me? I'm not a hero.

Ace:
I'll tell you something, kid. There are all kinds of heroes out there. I mean, look at you. You went somewhere today you'd never been before. You met all kinds of strangers. Now, that took real courage.

Wayne Fisgus:
[after Chuck has grabbed his white briefs and given him a wedgie] You ripped my underwear!

Chuck Mugel:
[Apologetically] Sorry.

Wayne Fisgus:
[Indignant at first, then with a resigned sigh] My mom's gonna kill me, man.