Ace of Cakes

Daniel Dae Kim:
[after the model of Jin breaks in half when he tries to eat it] I've bitten off more than I can chew!

Herself - Manager:
I would never have imagined I would be bobble-ized.

Himself - Executive Sous Chef:
Who can we get who is not afraid to grab another man's jewels? Hey, Duff.

Herself - Manager:
I think my biological clock just burst.

Ben Turner:
Duff will be turning tricks before we know it.

Geoffry Manthorne:
[referring to the gum paste Rockettes being made] There's, like, Sporty Rockette, and, like, Baby Rockette, Sneezy Rockette, then there was Susan.

Mary Alice Fallon Yeskey:
[about Duff Goldman] Sometimes I think he's touched.

Himself - Chef:
I've always had this problem. I have no shame.

Himself (Joe):
I went to Duff Institute of America. It's a pretty good college.

Himself - Chef:
Here's the thing. We love us some Star Wars.

Herself - Manager:
She's celebrating her birthday, primarily, but she's also celebrating one year since her divorce. And in her e-mail, she said, "What better way to celebrate than to have a man on ice." Dana! Sassy-mollassy.

Himself - Chef:
What I got back there is like a 400 pound tootsie roll.

Duff Goldman:
I don't cut cake.

Duff Goldman:
I don't know how to throw a baseball.

Mary Smith:
Duff on a skateboard is like a bull in a china shop.

Herself - Cake decorator:
[at a Halloween-themed wedding] Oh my God, there's a dead body with all the booze.

Himself - Chef:
I dropped the roaches.

Herself - Cake decorator:
Duff, I think that means you're fired.

Duff Goldman:
[looking at the Statue of Liberty] That's our 'Hey, welcome'.

Herself (Yeskey, Mary Alice Fallon):
Some restrictions may apply.

Himself (Carey, Drew):
He's the duke of cakes.

Himself - Executive Sous Chef:
I'll accept that.

Himself (Carey, Drew):
It would have been nice if the cake had a head.

Himself - Chef:
I'm so not funny.

Herself - Manager:
Duff is anti-cupcake.

Duff Goldman:
If you don't like peanut butter and jelly, you might as well go back to the USSR, because you're a communist. [guffaws]

Mary Alice Fallon Yeskey:
I'd much rather deal with the throngs of pirate hookers.

Himself - Chef:
They say clothes makes the man. I disagree.

Himself - Chef:
What is your magic power?

Mary Smith:
Making you shut up.

Herself - Manager:
Hey, Dumbledork! Turn the light back on.

Anna Ellison:
I hate fondanting.

Himself - Chef:
It's good to get leid by your clients.

Herself (Yeskey, Mary Alice Fallon):
Duff driving a tank fills me with foreboding and dread.

Himself - Chef:
[after reading a scathing review in the local newspaper] I want shotguns... and blow up their building.

Herself - Manager:
That's why you'll never be president.

Himself - Executive Sous Chef:
[to Duff Goldman] Do you like floaters or sinkers?