Adventures of Superman

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Perry White:
Great Caesar's Ghost!

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Perry White:
Don't call me Chief!

[to Lois Lane]

Clark Kent:
This is a job for Superman... I mean, I've got to find him!

[title sequence]

Announcer:
Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound!

Voices:
Look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!

Announcer:
Yes, it's Superman, strange visitor from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands, and who, disguised as Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.

Lois Lane:
Eureka

Jimmy Olsen:
There goes approximately 5 million chocolate ice cream sodas - up in smoke.

Lois Lane:
Aw, you know what they say. Money can't buy happiness.

Jimmy Olsen:
Yeah, but think how comfortably I could have suffered.

Perry White:
Be accurate, Olsen... first rule of the newspaper game. If a story's accurate you can't go wrong by printing it.

[after Jimmy Olsen's accurate reporting places the Daily Planet's staff in deadly peril]

Perry White:
I never want you to be accurate again.

Clark Kent:
Well, Miss Lane, maybe I'm just a super man.

[Jimmy, Lois, and a photographer drive to a location where a man is hanging on a blimp, his life being in danger]

Lois Lane:
Step on it, Jim.

Jimmy Olsen:
The speed limit's 35, Miss Lane. I don't wanna get a ticket.

[pause]

Lois Lane:
You're right.

Mugsy Maple:
[Knock heard at door of hideout] Go get it, Knuckles.

Knuckles Nelson:
Hey, Mugsy, suppose it's Superman?

Mugsy Maple:
If it was Superman he wouldn't knock, he'd bust the door down!

Knuckles Nelson:
Yeah, sure! That's right!

Superman:
[as Clark Kent] What's in these crates?

Sanders:
Food! Like it says on the side!

Nancy Boyd:
Is the Dreamer in?

Ruby:
The who?

Nancy Boyd:
[points to sign on door] The Dreamer.

Ruby:
Oh, yes. The Dreamer. Come on in.

Nancy Boyd:
Thanks!

Ruby:
Wait here. I'll see if he's in a trance.

Nancy Boyd:
[eagerly] A real trance?

Ruby:
Oh, he's been in one for 10 years that I know of.

Jimmy Olsen:
[while listening to tape recording for a clue] Jeepers, it sounds like...

Perry White:
Quiet, you young idiot!

Lois Lane:
It's almost as if they're saying: You live your lives and we'll live ours.

[first lines]

Jimmy Olsen:
Are you lookin' for someone?

Jimmy Olsen:
I'm sorry, but you're really going to have to come back later.

Prof. Twiddle:
Young man, some of us may never come back.

Clark Kent:
Well, I'm sorry, Professor, but you see we don't have time...

Prof. Twiddle:
Time! That's just the point. I've conquered it with this little machine.

Lois Lane:
Well, that's very nice, Professor. Now, why don't you run home and bury it in your backyard.

Perry White:
That's the understatement of the year.

Lois Lane:
Yes, but of what year?

Turk Jackson:
50,000 B.C.! Like the professor said!

Jimmy Olsen:
Jeepers, I should have left a note for my mother.

Jimmy Olsen:
You can't say "Great Caesar's ghost" any more, Chief. He wasn't even born yet.

Turk Jackson:
You got rocks, ain't ya?

Jimmy Olsen:
Yes, sir, especially in my head.

Turk Jackson:
Listen, you guys. Superman might be around here. But I'm Stone Man, see?

Turk Jackson:
You don't know it, fella, but you just paid a couple of million dollars for a lighter.

Lois Lane:
In about 50,000 years there's gonna be the cutest hat in the window of that little shop across from the office. I don't know how I'm gonna live without it.

[last lines]

Perry White:
Well, what's the trouble? Didn't you ever seen a caveman before?

Mr. Gannis:
[after chemical explosion ruins his clothes] Oh, no! This time it's the whole suit!

Superman:
Don't worry, where you're going they'll provide your clothes for you!

Lois Lane:
I sure Superman got back. Clark Kent: Don't worry Lois. I'm sure he did.