Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

[first lines]

Alice:
Please, Mr. Dodgson. Just once more.

Alice:
[sings] How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail / And pour the waters of the Nile on every golden scale! / How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws / And welcomes little fishes in with gently smiling jaws!

Alice:
[sings] Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee agreed to have a battle / For Tweedle-Dum said Tweedle-Dee had spoiled his nice new rattle.

Alice:
[sings] Just then flew by a monstrous crow, as black as a tar-barrel / Which frightened both the heroes so, they quite forgot their quarrel.

Alice:
Now, who's that? Whoever lives here I wonder?

Fish Footman:
[sings] For the Duchess, an invitation from the Queen, to play croquette

Frog Footman:
[sings] From the Queen an invitation for the Duchess to play croquette.

Duchess:
[sings] Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes / He only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases.

Cook:
[sings] Wow! Wow! Wow!

Duchess:
[sings] I speak severely to my boy, I beat him when he sneezes / For he can thoroughly enjoy the pepper when he pleases.

Cook:
[sings] Wow! Wow! Wow!

The March Hare:
Have some wine.

Alice:
I don't see any wine.

The March Hare:
There isn't any.

Alice:
Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it.

The March Hare:
It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited.

[last lines]

Alice:
[sings] So now I'll be the me I never knew.