Alice in Wonderland

Alice:
O, Mouse, do you know the way out? I'm afraid I shall drown in my tears.

Alice:
I wish my cat were here. She's such a capital one for catching mice.

Alice:
And oh! I wish you could see her after the birds.

Alice:
I wish I hadn't talked so much about our cat, nobody seems to like her down here.

Alice:
To much pepper in the soup--and in the air.

Alice:
If it had grown up it would have made a dreadfully ugly child; but it makes rather a handsome pig.

Alice:
Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin: but never before a grin without a cat!

Mouse:
The Dodo told me the best thing to get one dry is a Caucus race.

White Rabbit:
What have you done with my fan and gloves?

White Rabbit:
The Duchess!  She'll have me executed.

White Rabbit:
The Queen of Hearts,she made some tarts,All on a summer's day:The Knave of Hearts,he stole those tarts,And took them quite away!

The Duchess:
It's a Cheshire cat and that's why it grins.

The Duchess:
Speak roughly to yourlittle boy,

The Duchess:
And beat him when her sneezes.

The Duchess:
He only does it to annoy,Because he knows it teases.CHOSUS.Wow!      Wow!      Wow!

The Queen Of Hearts:
Off with their heads!

The Queen Of Hearts:
Off with everybody'shead!

The Mock Turtle:
Beautiful soup so richand green,Waiting in the hot tureen.

The Mock Turtle:
Who for such daintiesWould not stoop?Soup of the evening,Beautiful soup!

The Mock Turtle:
Once I was--boo hoo--a real Turtle--boo hoo, boo hoo!

The Mock Turtle:
When I was little we went to school in the sea and the master was an old Turtle-- we used to call him Tortoise, because he taught us--boo-hoo!

The Mock Turtle:
I took up Reeling and Writhing, and the different branches of Arithmetic--- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification and Derision.

C.f. "Advice from a Caterpillar," ch. 5 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (London:
Macmillan and Co., 1866), pp. 60–67.  Lines altered from the original.

C.f. "Pig and Pepper," ch. 6 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (London:
Macmillan and Co., 1866), pp. 89–90, 92.  Lines altered from the original.

C.f. "The Queen's Croquet-Ground," ch. 6 of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland (London:
Macmillan and Co., 1866), p. 114.  Lines altered from the original.