Alien Trespass

Vern:
No, no, no, PPP is proper police procedure. PPD is an unknown DOA.

Stu:
I thought that wsa a PPK. No, a PPK is what you do behind a tree after you see a stiff.

Bubba:
[hearing radio commercial] I think maybe I got tired blood.

Tommy:
You don't have tired blood, you have lazy blood. There's a difference.

Chief Dawson:
Alright Marshall Urp. I'll let you off this time with a warning.

Stu:
See anything?

Vern:
Nothing but rocks. [Vern takes binoculars from Stu]

Stu:
Anything?

Vern:
More rocks close up.