All-American Murder

Decker:
"She's some bunny isn't she? Great to see her again, It's been years, but,I never forget a face... especially, if I've sat on it. I hope you have the fun with her that I do... I love that little mole on her butt don't you? and how about that sensitive left nipple... and what mouth action! I thought jaws only moved that fast in water! You know Lou-Anne, likes to make a guy happy. More than you do for her Marco! But then, you have a problem don't you? It's called... LIMP DICK. And Lou-Anne is losing patience. Yeah me and Lou- Anne, Lou- Anne and me, we just pump away... singing that song we love... feelings!... nothing more than feelings!"

Logan:
They've sent me the jokers, you must be the ace."

Decker:
" Do you play any sports?"

Logan:
" Yeah, I run the bath, I catch cold, I jump to conclusions, I'm good at all those."

Logan:
"Well I hope it doesn't bite."

Decker:
" You hope what doesn't bite?"

Logan:
"The bug up your ass! It's crawlin' around there right now thinking the same thing I am."

Decker:
"And what's that?"

Logan:
"Wow! I've never seen a bigger a**hole before in my life!"

Cop:
"We've got enough to put you away, we've got your apartment, with a dead body, and I'll bet it's your knife in his back."

Logan:
"Of course It's my knife you sausage! What else would the killer use to frame me?"

Decker:
Any more surprises? Before I open the oven... find my Aunt Harriet?