All Is Forgiven

Matt Russell:
Even the Borgias sat down to dinner with each other! Maybe most of them didn't get up later on, but at least they sat down together!

Nicolette Bingham:
There must be some way to resolve this issue with the car...

Oliver Royce:
Look, I can't kill myself! I got babies!

Wendell Branch:
Does anyone own that red Lamborghini down in the car park? [Oliver runs out screaming]

Wendell Branch:
He left the lights on.

[Oliver has been convinced by his friends to buy something extravagant]

Nicolette Bingham:
Ooh, a keyring! And it looks expensive, too!

Oliver Royce:
I got the keyring free, it came with the Lamborghini!

Paula Winters Russell:
You bought a sportscar?

Oliver Royce:
Not a sportscar, a Lamborghini! A 200-power sleek eye-catching hyper-speed machine!

[a studio sets up a wedding chapel]

Wendell Branch:
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

Nicolette Bingham:
Cut to the chase, we only have a few seconds!

Wendell Branch:
Do you take this woman...?

Matt Russell:
I do!

Wendell Branch:
Do you take this man...?

Paula Winters Russell:
I do!

Wendell Branch:
I now pronounce you man and wife!

Nicolette Bingham:
Oh, no. It's tomorrow. I'm sorry, we did the best we could...

[last lines]

Paula Winters Russell:
You know what this means, don't you?

Matt Russell:
What?

Paula Winters Russell:
I got a new lucky day.

Oliver Royce:
I've worked on more studios than you can imagine - I'm a TV repairman! [chortles]

[Paula tries a new doughnut Matt made]

Paula Winters Russell:
It's awful! Why did you give it to me?

Matt Russell:
Twenty-nine people said it stunk! I needed a second opinion!

[last lines]

Matt Russell:
Uh, I got some bad news...

Paula Winters Russell:
Is it from my doctor?

Matt Russell:
No.

Paula Winters Russell:
Good! Now sing with me!

Matt Russell:
[singsong] You know my teenage daughter?

Paula Winters Russell:
[singsong] Si, her name is Sonia Russell!

Matt Russell:
Well, she got expelled from her school and she's going to live with us forever! [Paula goes hysterical, and has to be restrained by Matt]

Paula Winters Russell:
Why couldn't it have been news from my doctor?

Paula Winters Russell:
I now know why God took a rest on the seventh day, and didn't try to push it back a week!