All the Right Noises

Len:
What are watching this rubbish for? Sports Report's on the other side [changes TV channel]

TV Commentator:
So it's a corner to Chelsea. Hollins to Cooke to Osgood; across the goalmouth to Tambling... and it's a goal! A great goal to Chelsea... goal to Chelsea!

Len:
Way-heh!

TV Commentator:
...Chelsea had left it too late; though they piled on the pressure...

Len:
Would you believe it, eh? Getting done by a bunch of slags.

Joy:
What's in the paper?

Len:
Come on love, isn't it time she went to school? [turns to back page of newspaper]

Len:
Oh-eh, Chelsea's buying a new winger! About time they spent a few bob.

Joy:
Is that it? The news?